Nik

The funniest memory of my old friend Nik was definately when he/we got kicked out of Suncoast Movie store. Nik is interested in Stephen King and other horror people, and scary movies. When we got to the store, he walked up to the transvestite working behind a counter, and asked her where the horror movies were. She pointed us in the direction of the corner of the room. Now you need to know that I take no interest in movies as creepy as It. So there I was, looking around the room and trying not to freak myself out from looking at the movie covers. Nik was reading the back of The Polterguist. From the corner of my eye, I saw something that a twelve-year-old should never see (I was 12 at the time). The movie rack that was oposite to the horror section had been... premoting... prornography. "Oh my gosh! Nik!" I said without thinking. He turned to look at what I was seeing. He had the same reaction and said, "Oh my G*d!" That instant, the transvestite employee shouted out with a lisp and bad southern accent, "Hey! Yawl can't be in that Sexion." Then she called us over, most of the people in the store were pointing and whispering. She added, "I can't let yawl be in that sex-ion because if I let you, then I cood git abresetd. I'm a'gonna have to ask you to leave."
We left and were bashful to go back.
A few weeks later Nik and I went to the mall and of course Nik, being himself, dared me to go into the Suncoast and tell the transvestite off. Well, I never leave a dare untampered, so I walked in.
To my surprise, she was not in the store. I walked up to the manager and asked her where the transvestite was (lol). The manager told me that she was fired because she was stealing movies or something... Nik and I told her what had happened. She didn't look like this was unique news, she apologised for the transvestite and said that they put covers over the porn area. Me and Nik were relieved.
I felt bad though... I didn't mean to see those pictures that were open for all of the world to see!! Oh well, I guess I'm just a sinner-heathen.